Funny Jacquard Christmas Cotton Socks | Woven Novelty Santa, Elk & Snowman Mid-Calf Crew Socks (30+ Designs)
Make a statement at your next holiday party with our collection of Funny & Festive Christmas Cotton Socks. With over 30 distinct designs to choose from, you can find the perfect pair to match your personality—or the perfect gag gift for someone else.
From the hilarious "Beer Santa Claus" and "Swimming Ring Old Man" to the adorable "Fat Snowman" and "Gift Puppy," these socks are designed to make people smile. Unlike cheap printed socks that stretch out and fade, our designs use Jacquard craftsmanship, meaning the colorful characters are woven directly into the fabric for a premium look that lasts.
Hilarious Novelty Designs
Ditch the boring socks and step into something fun. Our collection features unique characters you won't find in standard stores, including the "Magic Old Man," "Scarf Deer," and playful takes on Santa. They are the ultimate accessory for Ugly Christmas Sweater parties or casual holiday hangouts.
Classic & Cozy Styles
Prefer something more traditional? We also offer timeless winter patterns like "Red Background Snowflake," "Rhombus," and "Green Hook" designs. These classic looks add a festive touch to your office attire or Christmas Morning pajamas.
Woven Quality
We use high-quality Jacquard weaving to ensure every "Big Deer Head" and "Snowflake" looks sharp and vibrant. The medium-thickness cotton blend provides breathable warmth and a soft touch, while the mid-calf crew length stays up comfortably all day.
Key Features & Highlights
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HUGE VARIETY: Choose from over 30 styles, ranging from funny "Beer Santa" to classic "Winter Snowflakes."
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WOVEN GRAPHICS: Jacquard technology ensures the funny designs are knit into the sock (not printed), so they won't crack or peel.
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SOFT COTTON BLEND: Medium thickness offers the perfect balance of warmth and breathability for all-day wear.
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COMFORT FIT: The "Average Size" mid-calf cut fits most adults comfortably without being too tight.
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GIFT READY: The perfect affordable stocking stuffer, Secret Santa gift, or white elephant surprise.
Technical Specifications:
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Material: Cotton Blend (Jacquard Weave)
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Size: Average Size (One Size Fits Most)
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Length: Middle Calf (Crew)
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Thickness: Medium
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Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.